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War. War never changes. 

War. War never changes.
In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he'd get to go home to his wife and the son he'd never seen. He got his wish when the US ended World War II by dropping atomic bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

The World awaited Armageddon; instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy not as a weapon, but as a nearly limitless source of power.

People enjoyed luxuries once thought the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion-powered cars, portable computers. But then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream.

Years of consumption lead to shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077. We stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid. For myself, for my wife, for my infant son - because if my time in the army taught me one thing: it's that war, war never changes.
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Vice-Chancellor

Lying, two-faced, duplicitous cunt who is the chief executive of a British university.
The Vice-Chancellor argued to the government that students should be charged tuition fees in order to pay academic staff an appropriate salary, but then, when the fees arrived and the academic staff asked for a pay rise, he discovered that academic staff were actually very well paid indeed and in any case all the new money had already been spent, so academic staff could just go fuck themselves, while he awarded himself a 25% pay rise in recognition of his own outstanding talents.
Vice-Chancellor by Happy lemming September 3, 2008

Chigger Chagger 

A small Nigerian sack which has lots of pubic hair and is always sweaty.
I sucked requis chigger chagger last night.

When you get a chance 

Nice way of telling someone you want something done NOW.
Person 1: Hey, when you get a chance, can you do the dishes.

Person 2: Yeah, but I don't think I'll have a chance until next week.
When you get a chance by Eudaimonia February 23, 2011
is a loving friend anyone can have. he is so caring for his siblings. love all the people around him no matter what, he is always their for you even when he been hurt
sara: is that chance he is so loving

brady: ya , he is so nice to everyone
chance by singlebabygirl June 4, 2018

Changeaholic 

A person who is in constant need of change. A Changeaholic gets bored or tired of everyday mundane activities, objects, places, and people. A changeaholic will do whatever is necessary to change their environment.
Girl 1: “Why did Shannon move out of the country?”
Girl 2: “ Because she was bored here. Shannon is such a changeaholic.”
Changeaholic by Ms.Johnsen November 17, 2012

Lane Changer 

Is a variation of 69 that requires the male to be either standing or kneeling, he will have his arms wrapped around the female's abdomen holding her upside down, they will both be performing simultaneous acts of oral sex on each other like 69.
Landon gave Lain a Lane Changer and dropped her on her head breaking her neck.
Lane Changer by jswest2 February 13, 2010