Vice-Chancellor

Lying, two-faced, duplicitous cunt who is the chief executive of a British university.

The Vice-Chancellor argued to the government that students should be charged tuition fees in order to pay academic staff an appropriate salary, but then, when the fees arrived and the academic staff asked for a pay rise, he discovered that academic staff were actually very well paid indeed and in any case all the new money had already been spent, so academic staff could just go fuck themselves, while he awarded himself a 25% pay rise in recognition of his own outstanding talents.

Vice-Chancellor by Happy lemming September 3, 2008

Chigger Chagger 

A small Nigerian sack which has lots of pubic hair and is always sweaty.

I sucked requis chigger chagger last night.

Chigger Chagger by YoUrMuMiS A Hoe August 1, 2018

When you get a chance 

Nice way of telling someone you want something done NOW.

Person 1: Hey, when you get a chance, can you do the dishes.

Person 2: Yeah, but I don't think I'll have a chance until next week.

When you get a chance by Eudaimonia February 23, 2011

chance

is a loving friend anyone can have. he is so caring for his siblings. love all the people around him no matter what, he is always their for you even when he been hurt

sara: is that chance he is so loving

brady: ya , he is so nice to everyone

chance by singlebabygirl June 4, 2018

Changeaholic 

A person who is in constant need of change. A Changeaholic gets bored or tired of everyday mundane activities, objects, places, and people. A changeaholic will do whatever is necessary to change their environment.

Girl 1: “Why did Shannon move out of the country?”
Girl 2: “ Because she was bored here. Shannon is such a changeaholic.”

Changeaholic by Ms.Johnsen November 17, 2012

Lane Changer 

Is a variation of 69 that requires the male to be either standing or kneeling, he will have his arms wrapped around the female's abdomen holding her upside down, they will both be performing simultaneous acts of oral sex on each other like 69.

Landon gave Lain a Lane Changer and dropped her on her head breaking her neck.

Lane Changer by jswest2 February 13, 2010

Stranger Changer 

When you have a child and you enlist the help of someone you either do not know, or barely know to change their soiled diaper. Typically a male.

Nick: Hey Steven, Abbey has a dirty diaper and I'm indisposed at the moment killing 8 year olds on COD
Steven: I would, but are you sure you want to have a stranger change her?
Nick: I completely forgot you were a stranger changer, thanks for reminding me.
Steven: No biggie, the judge said I'm legally obligated to inform any nearby parents anyway.
Nick: Is that why we aren't allowed at Chuck E Cheese 's anymore?
Steven: Yeah, one of the reasons.

Stranger Changer by Nic0705 September 16, 2016