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Blowjob

When you knock a blow (hit) someone in the face at work usually because you want a pay raise
"Did you hear about Joe? He gave the boss a blowjob and got fired!"
by MittensUB May 8, 2022
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Midget Blowjob

A Midget blowing your dick it usually feels good unless they're too short and blowing the underside of your penis
"Ooooh that was a great midget blowjob I'll make sure to pay you by friday"
by HeroicLeftnut1234 February 18, 2019
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Blowjob

Something that people on urban dictionary will give false yet reasonable definitions so that other people who are new to urban dictionary will use it in the wrong context ( which to be fair is kinda funny )
Yo, jake just told me that the neighbors are offering 20 pounds if you will give them a blowjob
by Noo0bMaster69 December 7, 2020
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National Blowjob day

Support your man for everything he has done for you on National Blowjob day occurs on June18th. You give your man a nice blowjob with much love.

Definition of a blowjob:
«Mans dick must be sucked until he cums»
"Yo how's your june 18"

"Good since I got head from my girlfrined for national blowjob day"
by ChampiPapi June 17, 2020
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Butthole Blowjob

Its like a blowjob, but with a butthole. Yes, it sounds similar to anal, but I can assure you it is much better.
"Dude, *insert slutty name here* gave me an awesome Butthole Blowjob last night."
by Ragefulredhead April 17, 2020
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Waikiki Blowjob

When a Waikikimasseuse” gives you a blowjob with the condom on
A. Bro That Hooker gave me a Waikiki Blowjob!
B. Bro that’s why You gotta pay extra

Aha
by Shia Lebeauf March 13, 2025
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Boronia Blowjob

When a woman appears to be performing the act of fellatio to her male partner, but in reality she’s exhaling into the alcohol interlock device in his car, in order for the car to be started.
I thought I saw Darren getting a gobby off some bird the other night but then I realised she was giving a Boronia Blowjob so his commodore could start up.
by zoffler69420 October 2, 2023
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