chums before bums

The gay version of bros before hoes and sisters before misters. Used regardless of position preference.

Scott: "Yo, poker this evening. Up for it?"
Arnold: "Nah, gonna get me some Derek this evening."
Scott: "Chums before bums, bro."
Arnold: "This great and completely valid argument has fundamentallly changed my world view, so I shall come to this poker game of thine!"

by DarkTemple June 23, 2017

League befuddled

someone who recently became very attractive but does not yet realize they have gone up a league (and so is willing to date people in their former league) can be described as league befuddled.

A: damn look at karen! She got totally hot over the summer.
B: you should totally ask her out dude
A: bro she would never go out with someone like me! Maybe before but now she's way out of my league!
B: she doesn't know that, shes totally league befuddled.

by Kachowmcqueen September 1, 2017

cock before jock

A very large penis that is constantly bragged about but once shown its tiny

Dude you lied about your dick size, its tiny, cock before jock.

by S3men3ata October 26, 2017

date before mate

Olivia is ring it’s mate before date

Olivia I can’t go out with you cause Logan date before mate

by Mryourrong January 4, 2018

Bros before embros

Expressed in the same interests as bros before hoes , but on a real level of warning a friend about a treacherous female

Hey look man, just be careful with her , bros before embros is all I'm trying to say

by Thisguyandtheotherone June 10, 2018

Example before definition

1) I'm gonna create a word
2) What is it gonna be?
1) Example before definition

When you switch the definition and example you get example before definition

by Saetern June 11, 2018

lick before you lap

The doggie-variation of da famous "scope wid yer peepuhz before you jump in wid both feet" proverb, this advises all furry canines to carefully sniff/taste something for true safety/edibility before guzzling it down.

Fido with soap-bubbles fizzing out his nostrils Gee whillikerz --- I shoulda followed my mama's advice to "lick before you lap" --- I shoulda known that bucket was fulla used dishwater before I greedily stuck my thirsty snout into it!

by QuacksO July 9, 2018