after hours

The exclusive scene that takes place after regular operating hours, when the bar or club is closed. Only the employees and valued regulars are permitted to stay.

Yeah, Smitty thought he tipped enough to hang out after hours, but we booted his ass out.

by Jay Coombs September 4, 2005

Aftershocks

The vibrations and reverberating sound that occur when you pound a big booty from behind.

Man, last night I so pounded that ass that my neighbour could hear the aftershocks.

by Dizzy Chicks January 16, 2010

Aftershock

You shit, wipe up, put your pants on and leave the bathroom. Then 5 minutes later you have to take another shit that's equally or more violent then the 1st.

I was late for the movie due to a series of aftershocks

by mcboston January 30, 2010

afters

to call seconds or half on a cigarette or joint

after you on that.give us afters on dat fag

by steveo ireland February 3, 2005

AFTER TURD

THE FECES THAT FOLLOWS THE INITIAL BOWEL MOVEMENT.

THE SLY TURD THAT FOLLOWS AFTER THE MAIN EVENT.

I LOOKED DOWN EXPECTING ONE OF MY LARGEST SHITS EVER AND SAW THAT IT WASN'T ONE BIG SHIT. THERE WAS AN AFTER TURD...

MY AFTER TURDS ARE LARGER THAN YOU.

by SLFMEBANE January 9, 2009

Aftercreep

An event taking place for high schoolers across the nation on Sundays in April; the day after prom, when you spend countless hours on Facebook creeping and looking through photos from prom you either attended or did not attend because you were so excited for aftercreeping and decided to stay home. While aftercreeping, one may find that they have seen the exact same dress on three, four, or maybe five girls, and you may witness several wardrobe malfunctions before they are removed from said social networking site. When you finally stop, it is early Monday morning, at which point you have hours of homework that you planned to do on Sunday. At this time, you may make the decision to skip school monday in order to aftercreep for several more hours.

Kid 1: Hey, did you go to east's prom last night?
kid 2: yeah, then i stayed up all night aftercreeping, during which i found 3 nip slips and saw a neon orange dress on every other girl in the junior class.

Kid 3: did you guys do your homework?
kid 1 and kid 2 walk away.

by highschoolmeth May 7, 2011

After Sex Skin

when skin is exceptionally soft and smooth post sexual activity (could be caused from but not limited to overuse of lube.....aka lube everywhere)

Person One: "Man I have some major after sex skin going on feel my arm dude."
Person Two: " Wow yeah you do bro, that's impressively soft"

by CrystalMeth6969 December 30, 2011