ass towel

A used towel, discovered when an unsuspecting wet person reaches for it and dries his face in what feels and smells like ass.

I took two showers today, I got burned on an ass towel.

by gunshow February 11, 2005

Ass Fissure

When you have such a large dry shit that it literally tears your ass so that there is blood on the TP when you wipe

I ate the whole bucket of popcorn at the movie theater - if I don't have a an ass fissure it will be a miracle.

by Merkin March 6, 2007

ass disaster

a term best used to describe having projectile diarea in your pants

I hears that guy ricky woke up to an ass disaster the other day

by dickballs March 20, 2007

ass munch

means you are a fucking idiot
indicates you like to eat ass

I'm not lending you five bucks ass munch

by Pat N April 17, 2003

ass off

verb

The act of saying "fuck you" to responsibility and obligation, and just going off to do your own thing.

I told Daniel to stay home while the neighbors where in our house, but he'd rather just ass off and go to the bar.

by BigLJ April 2, 2007

Ass-imo

Likes to be called "emmy". An amazingly stupid person who tries to work in a technical field.
Ass-imo's try to get by on looks or sexual favors in return for others doing their job.
A mean person to those who can't help them, obsequious and overly kind to those who they think can.

Emmy was pissed because the client expected her to solve the problem. She screamed as she slammed down the phone: idiot, idiot, idiot; e-d-i-o-t!

by Stan West March 22, 2005

ass gas

fart

dude, you smell like ass gas

by d October 1, 2003