The best state. Number 11 to the Union. I wish only Northeasterners and worthy (like those who want to move to New York because they enjoy it or want to) Western and Midwesterners could move to New York. We DON'T like Southerners who move here unless they want to! Get out you sister-fuckers if you think it's all tall buildings! It's not even 10% all tall buildings or even urban, sheesh! It's mostly rural and suburban, learn aleady! Like you say, "Shlow, dumbash wheel get dit!"
I'm from New York, I enjoy the second amendment, let alone pretty much the whole constitution and all the amendments, I respect and enjoy separation of church and state unlike those bloody Southerners, I'm not a city boy like most New Yorkers, I enjoy some of the greatest food in America, the greatest hospitality and the nicest people. And if I want to, I can head down for a big city in NYC or I could go to Buffalo or Watertown or Poughkeepsie or whatever city I wish, and we have towns and even villages too! And we have tiny hamlets, and rural towns, and suburbia, and urban areas! It's all in New York!
by VanillaCoffee July 21, 2010
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by Michael Dyakool January 6, 2008
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1. "...any York would be lucky to date a boy like you so it's their loss!"
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by Metalfire October 23, 2011
Get the York mug.One of the shittiest NHL teams around. They win 1 cup in how many years? Their fans are dicks and are jealous that the New Jersey Devils have won 3 Cups in 10 years.
by 3 Cups 10 years May 1, 2006
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by The Great One April 22, 2004
Get the New York Subway Smash mug.An ultra-liberal post-secondary institution (though it should be called a high school) located north of Toronto. Below are some important characteristics of this shithole:
1. Large numbers of Jewish professors and students, which explains York's strong left-wing views.
2. Close proximity to Jane & Finch, an area of Toronto notoriously known for high crime rates, street gangs, and drug dealers. This explains the countless thefts and sexual assualts that have taken place on campus. Campus security doesn't give a shit.
3. Greedy TAs (08-09 strike)
4. Rich, cocky, and pretentious students who spend more time on their iPhones than their studies.
York university is the dumping ground of high school dropouts and dumbfucks who can't get into other universities.
1. Large numbers of Jewish professors and students, which explains York's strong left-wing views.
2. Close proximity to Jane & Finch, an area of Toronto notoriously known for high crime rates, street gangs, and drug dealers. This explains the countless thefts and sexual assualts that have taken place on campus. Campus security doesn't give a shit.
3. Greedy TAs (08-09 strike)
4. Rich, cocky, and pretentious students who spend more time on their iPhones than their studies.
York university is the dumping ground of high school dropouts and dumbfucks who can't get into other universities.
by dxx February 17, 2010
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