twitter pisser

a dude or woman that complains about anything and everything on twitter

i posted a photo of my dog, and this twitter pisser started trying to cancel me for animal abuse cause he had a leash

by Mrfatnutswasmyfather May 7, 2022

twitter

a website where you can't have an opinion. you're not allowed to share opinions, jokes, or use the godforsaken term "freedom of speech". there are three types of twitter users. one; the unproblematic user. it's self-explanatory, just look at the name. two; the troll. take these types of users tweets or profiles with a grain of salt. it's all satire and isn't meant to be taken seriously. three; the crybabies. these users are usually found in the "over parties" or can be found wherever you see an opinion. they can't take jokes while simultaneously make jokes themselves. they take offense easily and usually trigger a reaction from more and more people... creating a thread of comments. crybaby users are usually part of stan twitter. especially kpop stans on twitter.

person one: man, i got attacked on twitter because i called kpop kpoop... it was a fucking joke.
person two: that's just twitter for you.

by strwberrylipgloss September 25, 2020

Twitter

An app/website that people mostly use for porn, or “respectfully” debate about random shit online.

Twitter sucks never install it

by Stickytipbro March 15, 2023

Twitter

Don't go there

"My friend opened a Twitter account yesterday, he's such an idiot."

by Sattrix77 April 14, 2022

twitter bunker

Aka the Oval Office. Where POTUS hangs out sending crazed tweets while in a sleep-deprived stupor and smearing Cheeto dust and Big Mac grease on his IPhone

"whoa! Did you see Trump just fired Giuliani and Melania filed for divorce!?"
"No.... Where did you hear that?"

"direct from the Twitter bunker!"

by DoktorDokter November 11, 2020

Twitter

T̶w̶i̶t̶t̶e̶r̶ Xitter (Pronounced Shitter) is probably in my experience as well as many others the most godforsakenly retarded website on this already fucked up earth, it is not only filled to the brim with porn flooding your homepage, but spoiled, overpriveledged, whiny assholes that didn't get loved enough by their parents so they become chronically online and spew absurd shit to cope. if you're a xitter user do yourself a favour for you and for brainhealth and delete your account, i myself in fact.. used to be a xitter user, i wanted to find content relevant to my interests so i clicked my homefeed, and instead was eyeraped with a plethora of revolting images, such include: a drawing of 2 creeps giving eachother oral (69) a tweet of some bitch telling other people to grow up because they won't eat her stinking ass pussy, several images of women showing off their enormous plastic tits (i'm literally asexual so this hoe got nothing on me) and more that would probably get this post taken down because it's so bad and fucked up, after i had enough of it, as in i'm completely and utterly sick of having bare butthole and vagina stuck into the camera instead of the things i actually liked, i deleted xitter and moved. (bsky)

tldr; xitter is retarded and full of whores and crybaby toddlers that need to shut the fuck up
move until it's too late and you're a chud

jake: *goes on Twitter*

jake: dude, look at all this disgusting shit!
tommy: bro what the fuck is wrong with this site
jake: time to delete this cesspool of whores and brats i'm fucking done, man!
tommy: you should move to bsky
jake: *moves*
(jake spent the rest of his life not getting brainrotted!) good ending! :D
I JUST WANNA BE PART OF YOUR SYMPHONYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1🐬🐬🐬🌈🌈🌈🌞🌞🌞🌞🌈🌈🌴🌴🌴🌷🌷🌷🌟🌟🌟

by prickstabber69420 November 26, 2024

Twitter

A toxic wasteland of idiots who believe that their opinion is suppierior to yours and are offended by everything you say. Also seeming to love canceling people for stupid reasons.

Me: the rams deserved to go to the Superbowl this year! I'm excited

Twitter user: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU BANDWAGON RIDER THE 49R'S SHOULD BE IN THE SUPERBOWL!1!1!1!1!1!1! *Cancel* *cancel*

by Ultimate G A Y February 9, 2022