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Football Twitter

a paedophilic group of twitter users who have no knowledge of football whatsoever. they hid behind player fan accounts and use nonsense vocabulary such as 'scrumptious dub idolo hth'. these nonces spam images of AFTV robbie memes with captions such as 'mashallah that was a massive dub habibi' and 'had to get nude to celebrate this dub bossman'.
football twitter is a scrumptious dub idolo hth.
by Scrumptious dub idolo bossman February 24, 2020
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yoga twitter

A person of upper-caste Indian or Pakistani origin whose greatest issue in life is white people doing yoga or wearing bindi or using ghee in food; spends time searching for such accounts to publicly shame on Twitter. Often throws around buzzwords like cultural appropriation and intersectionality to get retweets, and launches into Oppression Olympics when confronted with their bullshit by other people of Indian or Pakistani origin.
“HOW DARE SHE WEAR A BINDI!” raged yoga twitter as the semester ended, and a week-long break presented an ideal opportunity to increase follower count and collect SJW brownie points.
by nayee_duniya June 1, 2016
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yemeni twitter

arguments over north & south yemen, drama over nothing from the 313 or 716 mfs, and just second hand embarrassment from the rest of us.
yemeni twitter is toxic and khaza.
by ayemenifromtwitter October 29, 2019
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Sonic Twitter

The part of Twitter made up of Sonic The Hedgehog fans. Possibly the worst place to try and find Sonic fans, since the only discussions are about tier lists, designs that look exactly the same, and the amount of polygons in 3D models of Sonic. Opinions are also rejected at every turn.
"I wanna join Sonic Twitter!"
"Okay, but you're not allowed to have opinions or dislike things"
by Hyion October 29, 2020
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Buying Twitter

Inflicting Damage upon one self, accidentally making your own life way harder than it had to be.
"Please stop arguing with Tom, you are buying twitter right now."
"Oh man I totally bought twitter today, by queueing up to a league game."
"Why would you buy twitter? Just don't enroll into that course..."
by LeBademeister November 15, 2022
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Schrödinger's Twitter Content Button

When you open a post on twitter that's labeled as "Sensitive Content", It can be considered any image or video before being opened, based on a random technological event in the twitter servers. It has an ever-changing RNG chance of being any image or video, from Smash Bros. gameplay to pornography to high quality angry birds.
I took my chances with the Schrödinger's Twitter Content Button and I got a video of a dude being sliced.
by Combo_42 November 19, 2021
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in jail check twitter

"___ is in jail check Twitter" is a commonly spammed message mainly on platforms like Twitch. It states that a popular member of a community is in jail and that the news was first broke on Twitter. It is a parody both of how online community figureheads lives are broadcast to the world on social media platforms and how a majority of people today get all their news from places like Twitter instead of reputable sources.
Mango is in jail check Twitter.
by SearianPaint April 20, 2022
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