trucker dike

(noun) A really burly fat female, who you have to look at twice to see if she really is a man or a woman. Usually seen driving a truck, sporting a baseball cap and smelling like poo cheese.

Eddy: I drove past a trucker dike yesterday.
John: Woah, what did she look like?
Eddy: A man with hormone problems.

by Sallnat October 30, 2007

Syphilitic Abortion Of A Mongolian Truck Fuck

One is brain-dead, useless, jabronified, not worth the epidermal layer covering one's body; a waste of space.

Are you sure you want to marry that tool? It appears as though he may be the genetic by-product from the syphilitic abortion of a Mongolian truck fuck! Gimme a break, please!

by weave March 24, 2003

mexi-truck

cheap ass pickup with some ghetto fence type thing bordering the cab.

" yo wheres the last guy at? "

" i saw him hiding in the mexi-truck by sniper "

" go get em fallen "

by Steltran April 30, 2008

chase hungry dogs off a meat truck

when someone is so unattractive that they can literally chase the hungry dogs off a meat truck.

"Dude, that girl is so ugly she could chase hungry dogs off a meat truck."

by sugarqueen March 10, 2004

French Truck

When a man places his hand over the end of his penis and tries to ram it into a vagoo , even if failing the man will not give up as (being french) the driver of the "truck* is stubborn.

The man insistantly tried to ram his french truck in the womans vagoo.

by Whutt?? July 6, 2009

Meat Truck

A compliment to shout at sporting events when a team member or player has done something extremely extraordinary, and deserves praise.

( Sophie hits the rounders ball over the ops of every fielders heads. )
" Run you Meat Truck - Ruuuuuunnnnn - Meat Truck un dun dun Meat Truck !!!!!! "

by Meat Truck June 24, 2008

super tow truck

A tow truck capable of towing other super tow trucks

I saw a super tow truck towing another one. The two of them combined equaled the length of a big rig.

by Bungalow Bill October 19, 2001