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The Dutch Touch

When you fart in your hand and make your partner suck on your fingers. Often done during foreplay, but can be done during intercourse.
Man, she brought last night to the next level with the Dutch Touch.
by CheekyHornet March 31, 2016
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cum touch

where one boy cums on his hand and wipes it on another boy to initiate. Then it is played out like the cheese touch being passed by player to play in a group of boys.
Who is in. Christian has the cum touch
by gavin is sexy February 24, 2020
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can't touch my swag

can't touch my swag is a fucking gay ass rap parody by NoFuckerz (commonly associated as NFKRZ) in it he claim how swag he is while a nigga called poopsteve is not
Jonathan: bro have you heard the new NoFuckerz rap song "can't touch my swag"?
Me: yeah it's pretty fucking gay
by bruh funny June 27, 2019
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Don't touch yourself

Not the eternal 'you'll-burn-in-hell' admonition from parents, nuns and priests received by millions of adolescents. Now, it's your face that is the forbidden body part.
Quietly closing the door behind her, stripping off her gloves, sliding out of her mask, she kept repeating "Don't touch yourself" although she desperately craved the feel of her own fingers.
by Monkey's Dad May 15, 2020
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HBO touch

When you are touched in a way that you see on HBO. this is in a sexual manner like you see on shows like sex in the city. hopefully you dont get touched like the guys on oz but it can be quite enjoyable if the right person gives you an HBO touch.
hey guys last night sally cornered me and gave me an awesome HBO touch
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A touch of the kissys

An affliction that someone has when they demonstrate a megalomanic tendancy to use and abuse their (normally limited) power at will.
*** You were kicked from #SomeChannel by SomeHitler (Hahaha)

<You> Sigh, looks like someone's suffering from a touch of the kissys.
by enemy of the state October 9, 2005
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National Touch Minors Day

The "National Touch Minors Day" is a day when you can touch a person anywhere no matter the age.

This day is 14th April so get ready to be legally allowed to touch a minor
Policeman: "You're going jail for touching a minor"
Man: "But its National Touch Minors Day"
Policeman: "Fair enough you're good to go"
by Instagram: @maxsimms_ May 25, 2018
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