Kansas toaster strudle

A male cums in a cup, heats it up in the microwave and pours it on his ass, the female, or male partner then procedes to lick it off.

Damn, i'm so tired! My girl wanted Kansas toaster strudles all last night!

by Big_duck December 23, 2008

Project Toasty

Project Toasty is an online community that aims to help people self explore, self express and self love.

An outreach Programme that is made by them most funniest woman.

YouTube(.)com/ProjectToasty

D: You seen the new episode of Project Toasty yet?
K:Yeaa Man!! It gets better every week!
D:True!

by elykessined.unknown December 28, 2011

Wyoming Toaster Strudel

Can only be performed when a girl is on her period...The guy rubs ice cubes on himself to get his junk all tiny and shriveled (cold as Wyoming). He then goes in the bedroom to watch the girl finger herself during this time of the month (strudel) while yanking his limp cock until he squirts a half-cum on her belly (icing).

Bret: I met this chick last night who was smoking hot. The only problem was she wasn't on her period so I couldn't give her a Wyoming toaster strudel. I had my dick all cold and limp and ready to go too!
Matt: That sucks. I don't even touch my girl except that time of the month.

by Gabe Oytoucher December 14, 2014

You did what to a hamburger?

Phrase used to respond with when you didn't quite hear all of a question posed to you.

Person 1: Did you hear <<something unintelligible>>?

Person 2: You did what to a hamburger?

by Schmee! November 18, 2011

Mr Toad's Wild Ride

Sexual intercourse

I finally took Mr Toad's Wild Ride with my girlfriend this past weekend.

by Justin Bailey September 20, 2003

Toastsweat

The condensation left on a plate created by a hot or warm slice of toast which has been left sitting for longer than 7/4rd's of a minute (1.75 minutes). This phenomenon leaves your toast slightly soggy unless you are clever enough to flip the toast before the time limit is up. This will also occur with foods such as French Toast and Grilled Cheese.

"Damned toastsweat made my G-Cheese soggy!"

"Flip my toast over before it sweats all over my plate."

by Captain Breakfast June 17, 2007

Toagdz

Breathing in the smoke or vapor of marijuana.

Note:to Toag is the singluar of Toagdz

Oh yea right all he needs is a few more Toagdz and he'll be like superman.

by spaghetti tits April 16, 2009