Newfoundland Salty

This is what you call it when a woman receives a "facial" and falls asleep without washing. In the morning she will awake with a crusty salty beard, like a fisherman from Newfoundland has when he returns from sea.

Dude #1: What happened to you last night?
Dude #2: Went to Jen's place.....
Dude #1: How'd that go?
Dude #2: Lets just say that she woke up with a Newfoundland Salty.

by SedatedSloth January 20, 2014

salty loogey

A salty loogey is when a male ejaculates inside of a female's nose, at which point she loogeys the semen and proceeds to swallow it, as opposed to spitting it out.

"Dude, I was giving this girl a salty loogey last night and the bitch spat it back at me! I had half a mind to smack her right then and there."

by Messiah of Love May 31, 2009

salty bill

a loser, one who is likely a new york rangers fan, acts in a way of a clown and a sore loser.

Bills not himself after the islanders beat the rangers, he was being a salty bill.

by Jaysav April 21, 2018

salty trumpette

A noun describing the typical Donald Trump supporter who cannot handle a primary loss. A Salty Trumpette may be identified by a high saline content and load bemoanings about lawsuits when something does not go it's way.

Did you hear that Donna is planning on litigation against the bowling league due to her recent losses? I guess she's a Salty Trumpette. Trump Butt Hurt Donald Trump Rusty Trombone

by JewManChu June 22, 2016

salty croissant

A croissant that is therefore salty.

I have a salty croissant

by MankeyMan2456 November 14, 2017

get salty

When one goes surfing and retains some of the ocean's salinity

Bro, you down to get salty tomorrow?

by pseudosage October 26, 2008

Salty Asian

one that is from an asian ethnicity and has a tendancy to tasty salty

Alexa Wolff is a salty asian

by notemilyormay May 24, 2009