by heimen wrecker June 02, 2014
Similar to salty pirate.. Where a male ejaculates in the eyes of a female/male causing her/him to loose vision in BOTH eyes, and then kicking her/him in one leg so she/he hops about like iham with a peg leg.
Boy: Hey babe, you want a salty iham?
Girl: Hrmm.. yeah okay. just make it quick, i'm having an eye check-up later.
Girl: Hrmm.. yeah okay. just make it quick, i'm having an eye check-up later.
by ritzycave October 11, 2007
a slightly older women who isn’t all that wealthy,but will convince you otherwise not to buy anything; is salty towards you and those who surround you.
by Salty mama September 19, 2018
A noun describing the typical Donald Trump supporter who cannot handle a primary loss. A Salty Trumpette may be identified by a high saline content and load bemoanings about lawsuits when something does not go it's way.
Did you hear that Donna is planning on litigation against the bowling league due to her recent losses? I guess she's a Salty Trumpette. Trump Butt Hurt Donald Trump Rusty Trombone
by JewManChu April 06, 2016
A dog that will do anything for salty damn clout also if anyone sees a salty doggo they must say "oh he is the dude that used his spare time to record his cat drink water" cause that's what every salty doggo does. Also any kind of salty doggos owner must be a good owner and feed him/her salt. These types of dogs only eat salt no dog food or anything. They also defend their owner at ALL costs but can be a meany poo poo head sometimes
Random Homeless dude: yo look its a salty doggo
Salty doggo: *bites private origami parts*
Homeless dude: *screams so hard that breaks the vsco girls hydroflask*
Salty doggo: *bites private origami parts*
Homeless dude: *screams so hard that breaks the vsco girls hydroflask*
by Zenzy December 26, 2019
Alexa Wolff is a salty asian
by notemilyormay May 24, 2009
by pseudosage September 12, 2008