touch grass

something fortnite kids need to do

Fortnite kids need to get their ass off of their PC and go touch grass

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! April 14, 2023

Grass

A vial creature that takes over the world and covers the floor leaving those who are allergic to suffer wherever they go. In addition, grass hides it's fellow dangerous creatures such as snakes, bindies, and spiders.

Oh, is that grass?
Oh no, let's find another way around.

by Foxygirl21 November 24, 2021

Grass

I hate the jews

Boy the grass sure is getting tall. We better chop it down.

by anonymous January 29, 2024

Grass

Something that minecraft, gacha, countryhumans, countryballs, Harry Potter, kpop, roblox and any other fandom's Rule 34 creators/ enjoyers need to touch

E.g 1
Limp dick Tim: god, minecraft porn is hella good

Big cocked chad: go touch some grass.

E.g 2
Child: Gacha heat and Roblox heat are so good!

Chad: kid. Go gracefully wipe your hand on that green grass and get off your moms crusty iPad.

by I_seriously_need_a_life February 20, 2023

Snake in the Grass

When you're getting head and you stuck your dick in the girls hair and play around in it.

At Stacy's house, Johnny put his his snake in the grass while getting a bj.

by Bfientvksmd January 5, 2017

Grassing Bitch

Alex Jones

Al you grassing bitch!

by Wallyplonker November 25, 2018

Touch Grass

A phrase you would say to somebody who has lost touch with reality

Person A: "Bro, look at this picture of Nick Wilde. I'd let him hit any day

Person B: "Touch grass man, god why are you like this."

by GreenPlad April 19, 2022