Genshin brained

Description of actions taken by those who have played Genshin Impact on their phones for hours at a time.

1. Being quick to judge or dismissive of something based on its surface-level qualities, even being willing to denounce it based on those surface-level qualities.
2. Claiming generally facetious actions that take a long period of time over several days are all similar in experience.

"I don't wanna be Genshin brained about this new season--I'll watch the first three episodes before giving up on it."
"Did you just claim that watching Attack On Titan Season 1 in 3 days and watching all of Ouran High School in 5 days are different? That's a pretty Genshin brained thing to do."

by MidDiluc June 30, 2021

right-brained

A person who is "right-brained" is said to be more intuitive, thoughtful, and subjective.

Her characteristics revealed she thought as a right-brained person.

by Sher4156 June 19, 2017

google-brained

A person who doesn't try to remember anything that they can look up on Google.

1st guy: Man, we watched a great show last night about a town that is trying to survive after a nuclear attack.
2nd guy: What's the show called?
1st guy: I'm google-brained man. I'll have to look it up.

by GritCityGuy March 10, 2008

Crane Brain

When you get a blowjob from a chick that looks like a giraffe.

Mark: Dude… I heard you went home with that tall broad last night…

Steve: Yeah it was dope… she gave me Crane Brain!

by Quadarius Junior March 1, 2023

blue brain

When one expects to have his or her mind blown, but does not (derived from the popular "blue balls").

I expected that movie's ending to blow my mind, but it didn't; now I have a terrible case of blue brain.

by 2848208164 October 17, 2013

brain boner

just like real ones, they can be given or received.

Tauni gave me a huge brain boner this afternoon.

by TauntaunandJ January 19, 2018

Bride Brain

The inability to remember literally anything in the last few weeks leading up to the wedding. The Bride's brain feels like it was actually removed from her head, and fried (scrambled egg style). She starts speaking nonsense ideas and repeats herself multiple times since she can't remember who she told what to. Symptoms include but are not limited to: bad wedding dreams, waking up at ridiculous hours of the night and not being able to fall back asleep, forgetting to eat, rambling on about nothing, uncontrollable laughter at random things.

Mother of the Bride Brain can also occur in a similar way. If both the Mother of the Bride and the Bride get this, LOOK OUT.

I'm afraid Kelsey has Bride Brain. She told me 6 times in a two hour span that she still needs to start packing for her honeymoon. I'm also worried about her mom, DiAnn, she laughs hysterically at almost everything.

by Kelk July 9, 2017