Occasionally brilliant pieces of wordplay featuring dead babies (if you couldn't figure that last bit out alone, kill yourself). Tasteless, but make a great icebreaker!
1: I've got a dead baby joke.
2: *groans in disgust and anticipation, as much sense as that shit makes*
1: What sound does a dead baby make in a blender?
2: Oh Jesus Christ on a pogo stick, not this shit again... what?
1: I don't know, I was too busy laughing.
2: *groans in disgust and anticipation, as much sense as that shit makes*
1: What sound does a dead baby make in a blender?
2: Oh Jesus Christ on a pogo stick, not this shit again... what?
1: I don't know, I was too busy laughing.
by The God-Emperor April 12, 2008
Get the dead baby jokemug. An expression of despair at the situation at hand. Usually used in exasperation when all other logical explanations of a particular predicament are no longer valid.
Chap 1: Well, we seem to have an awful lot of problems and those responsible seem to be doing very little about it.
Chap 2: Yeah, it's a fucking joke mate.
Chap 1: Mugs.
Chap 2: Yeah, it's a fucking joke mate.
Chap 1: Mugs.
by tip2 September 22, 2011
Get the fucking joke matemug. Mark:what gets smaller and smaller and redder and redder
Randy:what?
Mark: A baby brushing his hair with a potato pealer.
Randy:what?
Mark: A baby brushing his hair with a potato pealer.
by imgoingtoeatyourbaby June 28, 2005
Get the Dead Baby Jokesmug. by BananaBurtSpamovich May 25, 2006
Get the Dead Baby Jokesmug. Your mom jokes are not funny nor do people laugh at them. They are dumb and no one likes you if you make Your mom or Yo mama jokes.
by coolkid2008 June 9, 2021
Get the Your Mom Jokesmug. When someone describes something and another person says they’re what they’re describing. Also known as “you’re ____ jokes”. Usually said in a annoying mocking tone.
Person one: I hate baguettes!
Person two: you’re a baguette!
Or
Person one: Baguettes disgust me.
Person two: you disgust me!
These are 2 different examples of You’re Jokes
Person two: you’re a baguette!
Or
Person one: Baguettes disgust me.
Person two: you disgust me!
These are 2 different examples of You’re Jokes
by LlamaloverASF March 17, 2018
Get the you’re jokesmug. you.
by fossil puthay May 6, 2021
Get the funniest joke in the worldmug.