Tom Cruise
A mediocre actor and all around whack job who enjoys the occasional brain-washing, and taking it up the ass
Tom Cruise by Odium43 May 31, 2006
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Tom Cullen
The mentally retarded guy from Steven Kings' "the stand". One of the most awesome characters to ever appear in a book ever. In the movie hes played by the guy who does the voice of Patrick.
Tom Cullen by Blind_assassin September 6, 2005
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Tom Wilson
The best player in the NHL, known as a dirty player but people are just mad he isn’t on their team. Stanly Cup champion with the Washington Capitals and soon to be the face of the NHL
Man 1: Who is that guy hitting everyone and scoring goals at the same time?
Man 2: oh that’s the legend Tom Wilson!!
Man 1: I wish he played for us
Man 2: oh that’s the legend Tom Wilson!!
Man 1: I wish he played for us
Tom Wilson by LionMan18 December 6, 2018
Tom Barnard
1.) An overhyped douche who hosts a Morning Show on a Minneapolis classic rock station. Has neo-con POVs yet is an Atheist, causing him to have a lot of self issues. For some reason Twin Citians like to listen to his Liberal bashing bile even though Minnesota has been wisely a blue state for the past 30+ years. In 2000, the funny voice guy, Tony Lee, left the show, thus causing Barnyard's show to be even less funny, with "comedy" bits that geared more towards Fascist propaganda.
2.) To be really rich and wish that all poor people be deported so you don't have to give to charity.
3.) To be a pig (physically or metaphoricaly) and still be popullar.
2.) To be really rich and wish that all poor people be deported so you don't have to give to charity.
3.) To be a pig (physically or metaphoricaly) and still be popullar.
1.) Tom Beranard said on the radio today that we should vote for Huckabee, than declared that god doesn't exist. After that he went on a rant about how poor people should be kicked out of clinics if they don't have insurance so he wouldn't have to wait so long for his appointment, because he more important.
2.) George Steinbreiner pulled a Tom Barnard at church when the collection plate came to him, and he dumped all the money down his shirt.
3.) Quit being such a Tom Barnard and learn that people with other skin colors, and sexual preferences are human too. And for Pete's sake start working out, you look like a Tom Barnard.
2.) George Steinbreiner pulled a Tom Barnard at church when the collection plate came to him, and he dumped all the money down his shirt.
3.) Quit being such a Tom Barnard and learn that people with other skin colors, and sexual preferences are human too. And for Pete's sake start working out, you look like a Tom Barnard.
Tom Barnard by Patriotic Leftie January 28, 2008
tom cruise
a. welcome to mindhead
b. can be seen on tv jumping on top of couches
c. believes psychiatry is phoney
d. rose to stardom after sock sliding in his underwear
b. can be seen on tv jumping on top of couches
c. believes psychiatry is phoney
d. rose to stardom after sock sliding in his underwear
tom cruise by animal_muppet September 1, 2005
Tom Sneddon
Deranged Columbo wannabe. Mentally challenged and unable to comprehend facts. Also known as Mad Dog, but with his rotten teeth, Sneddon's bark is bigger than his bite. woof woof.
Tom Sneddon by I support MJ February 10, 2005
Tom Waits Breakfast
Buying two cans of sweet tea in the morning, pouring whiskey from your flask into aforementioned sweet tea. Tom Waits Breakfast.
You: Why are you pouring that whiskey from your flask into that can of sweet tea at 10:00 am?
Me: I'm making myself a Tom Waits Breakfast
You: Can I have one?
Me: Sure.
Me: I'm making myself a Tom Waits Breakfast
You: Can I have one?
Me: Sure.
Tom Waits Breakfast by Mr.Nick23 July 12, 2011