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dish it to the dog 

If you are playing basketball and a kid says (or adult) you must pass it to them at all costs and when they get the ball they must pull down their pants and shoot the ball.
Yo dish it to the dog chief. (Shoots ball) the walks away like a champ.

sleeping in the doorway

The male act of passing out during sex (whether due to alcohol or exhaustion) while in the act of penetration.
I was so wiped out last night after the bar that I ended up sleeping in the doorway. My wife was pissed.

Order of the day

Something necessary or usual at a certain time.

Thefreedictionary.com
Warm clothes are the order of the day when camping in the winter. Going to bed early was the order of the day when we were young.
Order of the day by H244 October 19, 2010

Stab in the dark 

Basically means taking a complete guess at something.
Take a stab in the dark as to what the answer to this Physics question.
Stab in the dark by History! December 11, 2016

choof choof on the doof doof 

"Choof" being to vape and "doof" being a dick. When you vape you suck, therefore 'choof choof on the doof doof' is another term for sucking dick.
Friend: bro did you do it with Stephan last night?
Friend 2: nah I just wanted to choof choof on the doof doof

bitch in the ditch 

A washed-up hoe who has ruined any future career prospects for herself by being a bitch. A high scorer in the national thottery. Someone who has hit rock bottom by being unprofessional, lazy, disrespectful or offensive.
Rebecca: she totally had it going on until she blew the manager and then told his wife over text.
stacey: she's a 'bitch in the ditch' now
bitch in the ditch by missbooboo7000 February 21, 2019