Amber

Funniest person

Amber is the funniest person alive

by anonymous November 3, 2021

amber and ben

The best couple they are funny and caring , the down side is that they are both insecure about them selves and that's what's holding them back from being together.

Amber and Ben are goals

by Roast potatoes<3 April 22, 2018

Amber

(Adj) A lying and abusive woman.

1. My was being an Amber. She gave me a black eye and said she was the victim.

by Al calpon June 6, 2022

Amber

A woman who seems amazing and perfect on all counts. In reality, her happiness in life comes from the mental and physical abuse of those close to her. People's lives are her play thing. She is truly happy when she can hold your life in her hands.

Term originated from Johnny Depp's ex-wife, Amber Heard, who has been proven to be an abusive narcissistic sociopath hellbent on ruining his career.

Ways to recognize an Amber:
- everything must go her way
- she is never wrong
- extremely emotional for no reason
- can be a Karen sometimes

- "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" is her motto
- her truth is the right truth.
- debating her will come to no use. It doesn't matter how much evidence you have

Did you hear? Our neighbor was arrested last night.
Yeah, apparently she was an Amber all along.

by MissHellBlazer May 14, 2022

AMBER Alert

An annoying ass alarm that wakes up you up in the middle of the night or goes off randomly.

Jane: Ugh did you get that AMBER Alert last night
Stephanie: No, why?
Jane: I GOT IT 3 TIMES IN THE SAME NIGHT I AM SLEEP DEPRIVED

by stan twice 4 clear skin <3 March 27, 2023

take a amber heard

The act of taking a massive dump in someone else's bed.

Hey trenton ill be right back ive got to take a amber heard.

by Quackrock March 2, 2025

Amber-Kelly

An “Amber-Kelly” is a woman that has multiple baby daddies, a drug addiction, a former career as a prostitute and likes to have intercourse with older men while going home to a cuckold that is around the same age or younger than her. Amber-Kelly has always been an independent thinking woman but has always been dependent on someone to take care of their kids. They are usually mediocre looking but have a smokin hot bid and a permanently wet snatch. Amber-Kelly’s favorite location is the methadone clinic or the Harnett County Courthouse.

1-“I heard you found a pretty, sweet girlfriend.”

2- “I did too until I found out she’s and Amber-Kelly and has a heroin addiction, 2 baby daddies, 3 abortions and a cuckold at home”

by Lickity_slitickitty April 12, 2024