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Vegas Straw

Las Vegas, Nevada is not a dry town, but the locals are always thirsty for married men's Vegas Straws. Prices may vary.
by PrinceShabalabadingdong June 24, 2018
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Life Straw

When you’re getting a blow job and you cum but she keeps sucking then your penis turns into a life straw
Bro last night she sucked the life out of your life straw.
by Parky Sparky January 31, 2019
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Plastic Straw in my Garden

When you wake up after a night of being a Sub and finding an object in your asshole the next morning.
Found this plastic straw in my garden today.
by lordofthighs March 11, 2019
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Sour straw

Mike: Did you see the video of the man calling a rainbow candy dildo a sour straw
Chad: yea it was funny asf
by Dudodo March 19, 2019
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boob straw

by pirates-running-amok April 18, 2019
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metal straw

they look cool and don't help used by vsco girls and people that have braces because they have to use straws with soda and want to have a straw that will last long
by Frydtost September 20, 2019
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Plastic Straw

vsco girls biggest nightmare and they will kill all the turtles. If you are friends with a vsco girl never use plastic straws or they will haunt you in your dreams and kill your hydroflasks. Watch out for the plastic straws!
Dan: (hops through a time machine- from 2050 to 2020) hello who are you?
Vsco girl: Save the turtles sksksksksk
Dan: what are turtles?
Vsco girl: wtf???
Dan: hey, do u Want a drink? (Hands her a plastic soda with a plastic straw)
Vsco girl: AHHHHHHH!!!! *faints*
by Elephant27 January 7, 2020
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