irish yard sale

When a no-good husband or wife comes home to find his or her stuff dumped on the front steps.

"Maureen told Pat if he kept messing around on her he'd come home to an Irish yard sale."

by Mr Coffee Bear February 14, 2015

stalets

The stale cereal found on the bottom of the box. Usually occurs when pouring cereal out of the box and the extras not falling back into the bag.

The guy liked to savor the few stalets left when he was finished with his box of Cheerios.

by cpai October 24, 2007

stalesanality

You have a stale personality, boring and very uninteresting.

Stacey, you wont get any guys with that stalesanality, live a little!

by NYanonymous June 26, 2014

Stalebate

Noun -When you're mastorbating and it gets so boring that your dick gets soft without cumming

I gotta get my internet turned back on soon, its been a Stalebate for the past nights without porn.

by Markopolo269s January 17, 2016

Staled

A meme that becomes old or dead.

Mr. Anal: Damn, these dat boi memes are amazing!

Mr. Shit: Shut the fuck up, Todd. That meme is totally staled.

by The Master of Memes August 25, 2016

Stalemate

Stalemate

The time when you are taking a dump and your shit won’t go forward (out) and won’t return from where it came from (in)The stalemate is the point of the dump which is a respite from the excruciating pain and the long awaited release, and subsequent relief.

This dump is so hard that it won’t come out or go back in, it has now become a stalemate.

by Bigedy bouy October 14, 2020

staledurags

a spam page on ig that is weird asf but is savage AF. he belongs on world star!

yeah i used to follow staledurags but not anymore he’s cool but too SAVAGE AF for me!

by Thatotherguy123 December 6, 2020