Splitty shitty

When a fat bitch is twerkig in you and shits but her thong cuts it in half and the two shits land on each one of your legs

Oh yeah, she gave me a splitty shitty last night!

by Shithead (Shith-eed) November 9, 2018

Taint Splitter

When you drop a turd that’s so hard, so long and so girthy you feel like your taint is being slowly split in half as the behemoth passes.

From the moans coming from the stall next to mine, I’m pretty that guy was forcing out a taint splitter.

Hey braaaaaahhh I’m really hurting. I just has a taint splitter. Will you do a brooohhh a solid and take a gander at my taint and make sure it’s not bleeding?

I’m going to have to take a laxative. I can’t take anymore taint splitters.

by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2018

Cock Splitter

You know those FREAKY girls? I don't mean the one's into literal SHIT, but the one's who like blood. Not menstrual blood, but YOUR blood. They will do as the title says, split your cock IN HALF. SHE WILL LITERALLY SPLIT YOUR DICK INTO TWO SEPARATE PIECES

Guy 1: I've finally gotten Angela to go on a date with me!

Guy 2: Hey man, I hate to break it to you, but Angela's a cock splitter *takes off pants*

Guy 1: Shit..

by Local Beaner Ripper April 26, 2019

spider-gwen splits booty game

The greatest game that has ever existed as in I saw a random pop-up on google for a game that had spider-Gwen with a randomly huge butt

person: plays spider-Gwen splits booty game then immediately reaches enlightenment.

by urghuofd9gui January 28, 2022

slitlin

adj: To obtain sexual pleasure from the act of gyrating on a raised, hard surface

"what ya doing there on that window sill?"

"im just slitlin, yeoooooooooooooo"

by Peachypeach January 27, 2007

slit-knife-cut

To speak bullshit to make others think you are a tough guy with a computer, when your really a fat douche with a computer.

slit-knife-cut:
Yes I do make hacks for a certain Enterprise.

I got laid when I was 12.

by Professor Spud January 20, 2008

Slitta

A sprung person who will sit home, cry, sob, & be bitter over a another individual who doesn't want them. I.E someone who acts depressed over another individual.

"Let's go out, who cares about him/her stop being a slitta."

by AnneMarie, Juliet, Kat, Marina August 13, 2008