Slumpy

Grumpy due to lack of sleep causing a noticeable slump, for example:

Me: "You want some toast?"
Her: "Fuck of and die!"
Me: "Ahh it's fine she's just slumpy!"

Jon: "I just got a mouthful of Dave! What a knob!"
Steve: "Give him a break he's a bit slumpy."
Jon: He's still a knob though!"

by Dave Mcbum June 2, 2018

Slurpie

Slurpie (verb)

When Ben slobs on Natalie’s pootang

Natalie: Damn I could really go for some slurpie rn
Ben: 👀👀
Natalie: 👁👁
Ben:👅💦💦

by Jejuwucysuwjebxjic June 2, 2018

Slurpadurp

Slurpadurp (Pronounced Slurp A Derp) Is what you say when a dickhead pisses you off.

John: You're a piece of guacamole

Jim: Yeah right ya slurpadurp
John: Did you just call me what I think you just called me?

by Slurpadurp69 June 6, 2018

Slump

Knocking someone out or injuring them so badly they can barely function

Dakota slumped me in science after I said 50v50 wins count as regular wins

by Statefarmguy124 June 11, 2018

Slump

To slide down in your seat and chill.

I'm slump in my seat.

by Dkekk June 11, 2018

Slumpe

When you tripping out of your mind

I am so slumpe i cannot move

by Slumpe June 14, 2018

Slump Dick

To bestow upon or receive dick from someone after a long drought without coitus.

After a long 6 months of traveling abroad, Lynsey returned home where her boyfriend was waiting to give her that slump dick, effectively ending a sexless 6 months of suffering

by SeanCalhoun June 14, 2018