city-slicker

Human fecal matter deposited in the woods/country.

There're no toilets... you're gonna have to drop a city-slicker.

by berserkerich May 30, 2011

Cum Sucker

Dehydrated semen on a stick

Leroy be one back mo-fuckin' cum sucker

by long duck dong November 2, 2003

slicker

shit + licker = slicker

your a right slicker
your a right shit licker

by Xean5 April 26, 2010

Soul Sucker

Customers who waste a salesman's time, even when they are busy. The Customer is not looking or buying. They know fully well the salesman is traped and has to listen to there horrible stories of life, things they had in the past and how they almost "made it" in the music biz. They have no friends and hate there familys, so they choose you to soul suck. Enjoy!!

Oh no! Here come's Brian, that dude's a total "Soul Sucker". I need to hide in the back before i get soul sucked for an hour, i have to make money today.

by Renownedduck77 January 22, 2010

stucker

to be more stuck. More well known in the 4 wheeling community.

stuck,stucker,stuckest
"Your truck is alot stucker than last time."

by babysparkel June 25, 2008

Sucker Punch

In 2008, in a post-300 coke binge, alleged film maker Zack Snyder sexually violated a goat, somehow managing to impregnate it. He filmed the subsequent abortion and in a fit of pure douche-baggery released the cinematic compilation of this footage on unsuspecting audiences in 2011.

Dude I was so wasted last night, I haven't thrown up that much since the time I saw Sucker Punch.

by Free Phil Ivey May 10, 2011

fart smucker

A spoonerism of "smart fucker", a humorous and frequently derogatory term used to describe someone who demonstrates intelligence (or a reasonable facsimile) in a conversation. Can be applied to males or females. First heard in the early 1990s. Identical to fart smeller

In conversation, it is sometimes followed by the correct pronunciation for humorous effect.

Hey, you fixed that real quick-like! You must be a fart smucker!

by Grue December 14, 2003