Slow Franklin

When your darling sits on your face and you use their asshole as an oxygen mask

Yeah my wife came home last night and gave me a Slow Franklin. My neck still hurts!

by Dipshit Leonard April 2, 2020

Slowfinger Ryan

Man who talks so fast he body can't follow.

Johnny was being a slowfinger Ryan.

by DejanG April 15, 2020

Slow Hand Sock

A slow hand sock is when you quickly try and find a sock to cum in but you are too late to put it on your dick so you cum all over your hand and a tiny bit on the sock.

Oh god my cum is everywhere!
Thats a slow hand sock!

by tackbackwards July 10, 2020

Slowcial media

Platforms that foster unhurried and meaningful connection between humans.

I'm not on social media, it gives me anxiety. I prefer slowcial media where I can take my time.

by waxhead91 July 31, 2020

slow key

the act of realizing you low key hate or love something over a long period of time

Aaron: wait I thought you hated blackberries?
Riley: I slow key love them now

by Snaplatts August 11, 2020

Slow whine

an absolutely iconic song that has really only one main lyric but slaps

chris can’t slow whine

by reallycoolpersonlmfao September 8, 2020

Slow whine

an absolutely iconic song that has really only one main lyric but slaps

chris can’t slow whine

by reallycoolpersonlmfao September 8, 2020