Game of Shapes

A game played when taking a shit. It is played by guessing the shape of the turd deposited in the toilet and then comparing it to an architectural shape template (usually hanging on a chain from the toilet paper holder) by standing over the bowl and viewing the turd through the template. Shapes include parallelogram, trapezoid, circle, square, etc. You have to know your sphincter pretty well to be good at the game. If the turd is pelletized then the game becomes similar to guessing the number of jelly beans in a jar.

I once played a game of Shapes and actually won when I shit a trapezoid. I'm sure it was a lucky guess.

by Pierced69 August 4, 2022

Feet are shaped like a 50 pence piece

Used to describe a football player whose passes or shots go anywhere other than intended.

Insinuates that the player's feet at shaped like a seven-sided coin used in the UK, adding a random directional factor to any strike of the ball.

Darwin Nunez has fucked up that chance again. His feet are shaped like a 50 pence piece!

by KloppOut January 12, 2023

Sword 'n Shield

a term sued to describe 2 people or more who defend a certain person whether they did something morally wrong or not. Some act like swords and other act like shields.

Person: "Dude!! I just burnt this orphanage it was so rad!"
Person 2: "Not funny. You can go to prison for that."
Some dudes: "Hey man stop harrasing him he just needed clicks and views c'mon man r/woosh have some fun!"
Person 2: "Oh so the murderer has a Sword 'n Shield eh?"

by Bertushka620 September 2, 2023

Hot Button Shield

A controversial or activist topic used to deflect criticism, typically in a creative work.

The movie wasn't celebrating the culture, it was more using it. The "diversity" is that movie is such a hot button shield for their terrible writing.

by Sparks808 December 12, 2023

sun's shield

1. The Sun's magnetic field
2. The hot protector.

Ooh, you're must be one of the sun's shields because you're really hot

by Master of beargreen December 2, 2023

Child meat-shields

Literally every conflict on the conservative end turns into child meat-shields.

Hym "Nah. You're a retatd. Fuck you and your child meat-shields. The fact that I'm being boxed out of my own labor why you are being boosted to spread retarded bullshit is an affront to thought."

by Hym Iam June 17, 2024

Bon nille A' nus! (*shield*)

- for the bad of human kind and everything! (*shield*)

A satirical toast in french-gibberish, when abuser's minions have succeeded a mission of sabotage, or have shielded the abuser from taking responsibility and is given a reward for these actions.

Did you notice how they sabotaged the whole investigation of ethical misconducts to cover up a huge corruption at the very top of the university?
- yeah , totally! Bon nille A' nus! (*shield*)
- for the bad of human kind and everything! (*shield*)

by pisara-meressa April 23, 2023