Egg Salad Sandwich 

The loud noises emitted from an intense make out session. It resembles someone eating a messy egg salad sandwich. Usually related to slurping, sloshing, and lip smacking sounds.

John: Keep it down back there, it sounds like someone's munching on an egg salad sandwich!!!!

Corey: *slurp* Shut up john... *slurp*

Egg Salad Sandwich by Rodzilla7861 March 29, 2011

Spicy Mustard Salad 

When two gay zombies squirt black cum onto each other after having protected intercourse. This sometimes occurs in large card boxes with unicorns.

Dude, I saw some zombies make some spicy mustard salad in the alley last night. "Creep status."

Spicy Mustard Salad by bdeckerlaklak24601 October 30, 2011

hot olive salad 

Two oiled up Greek men licking each other’s assholes sensuously.

Adam and Ben enjoyed a hot olive salad last night. It was exquisite!

hot olive salad by Fagam’s hero January 19, 2018

Hot German Potato Salad

A man lies naked and spread eagled on a picnic blanket. A picnic basket with a hole cut out of the bottom is placed over his face. This should be a snug fit. His partner then proceeds to lift the lid and crap into the basket over his face, while throwing uncooked bacon at his erection, strip by strip.

Melissa planned a romantic, indoor picnic for our anniversary. I was even more surprised when she offered me a Hot German Potato Salad. Now I get all hot when I see bacon!

Hot German Potato Salad by Choco Ison April 3, 2009

Greek salad 

A salad from Greece that is the most popular of Greek salads and because tourists know only this Greek salad,the call it Greek salad like it's the only Greek salad.
It contains cuccumber,tomato,feta cheese,olives,oil,salt and perhaps oregon.

I've ordered a Greek salad,along with my souvlaki.

Greek salad by Alithinos April 5, 2010

angry fruit salad 

An interface or layout that has too many bright colors, often hideously contrasting for maximum eyestrain. Prevalent in MacOS and recently Windows XP that have extremely colorful menus and buttons. The term "angry fruit salad" refers to the fact that canned fruit salad often looked unnaturally colorful, almost neonlike. The sight of such a color jumble was then referred to as an angry fruit salad.

I don't like the iMac's OS...too much angry fruit salad.

angry fruit salad by Fluid May 28, 2004

crab salad 

n. when a infestation of pubic lice becomes so severe that it begins to surround the anus and an unkowing person begins to perform oral sex on the anus

"Surprise!" Jody yelled as Jacob began to gag after licking her ass,"Its Crab Salad."

crab salad by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004