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Shart

To shart is an act of pooping and farting, usually the mixture coming out of your gluteus maximus area of muscle, this can be quite embarrasing when done in public and usually happens after injesting mc donalds or taco bell
Axel: mhmmm.. i dont feel so good after that taco bell

Annie: just take some pepto bismol
Axel: *sharts

Anna: ew...
by barney September 26, 2023
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Oral Shart

Also called a burf. This is when you intend to burp but a little extra surprise from the depths of your stomach go along for the ride. This commonly occurs while drinking heavily.
Krishnan went to burp to relieve some of the pressure after finishing a shotgun, but he experienced an oral shart and got some vomit on the floor.
by Patty Mayonnaise September 15, 2015
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BO Shart

When you fart while sweating severally enough to mist the sweat from your ass crack.
Wow, did Tanner just BO Shart on Seth's pillow?
by Greenhower January 22, 2016
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Alpha Shart

When you really need to fart so you decide to let it rip, but instead of farting you unexpectedly shit all over the fucking floor....like everwhere.
So I was at a friends house and I realised needed to fart and he was sleeping on the couch, so I pulled down my pants and let out a massive Alpha Shart
by IAmTheGayGod December 1, 2016
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Dirty Shart

What an Adains penis becomes after anal sex
My Asian friend Calvin gave Leo a dirty shart, he didn't shit right for a week
by ElliottCheese00 January 18, 2017
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Hammerhead Shart

Of the nine known species of sharts, only three are known to be particularly dangerous to humans: the scalloped, great, and smooth hammerhead sharts. As of 2017, 17 attacks have been recorded, with only two fatalities. By far the worst shart of all sharts. There is no wiping up this mess.
Dude, did you see Trump on the golf course today? He laid a great hammerhead shart.

Nah, man, that's an alternative fart.
by firstinitiallname April 7, 2017
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who shart them self

J.D Mac Shartband killed 86 people
who shart them self? stop sharting yay
by God Clan May 10, 2019
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