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shirt cocking

Men who go about their day with a shirt on, but no pants or underwear.

"Cocking" can be used with other terms. Example: Cowl Cocking, when a man wears only a super heros cowl, much like Batmans cowl, but no pants or underwear.
Look at that dude, he's totally shirt cocking.
by -Cylon- September 13, 2006
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Fat Man In A Weezer Shirt

The third wheel, someone who is always sitting there watching everyone else go at it or have a significant other yet themself is all alone
1.) I'm a fat man in a weezer shirt. All of my friends have someone but i'm all alone.

2.) My friends who are going out with each other invited me to the movied tonight, but i said no because I'm tired of being the fat man in a Weezer shirt.
by poop April 22, 2003
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Pepsi and Shirley

When something is a bit half and half - 2 sizes of the story - 2 different factors, coming from Pepsi and Shirley from Wham...
Going into the chippy...

Hi can i have a battered sausage and a pepsi and shirley (rice and chips)?
by Mrs Paco June 26, 2009
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faggy pink shirt

1) A synonym for metrosexual or fag. 2) Used to express extreme distaste for fasion and other pop-culture bull shit.
eg.1:
Man 1 "Hey man you want to go shopping with me?"
Man 2 "Fuck no do I look like I'm wearing a faggy pink shirt?"

eg2.:
Woman "Did you hear about Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston? They br----"
Man "Fuck off I ain't got no faggy pink shirts!"
by Jdwalker13 May 8, 2006
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Green Shirt Thursday

Wear a green shirt on Thursdays if you are a lonely single looking to score some action for the upcoming weekend. The green shirt will signal to those interested what your intent for that weekend is, and possibly help you hook up with a lovely individual.
Young and restless man participates in Green Shirt Thursday ... Adventurous and exotic women flock to him that weekend
by BAAJ April 14, 2006
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Shiraz

When two human male foreskins wrap around each other and the two male penile heads are bumping.

A wrapped up dick.
My boyfriend and I were shirazing hard.

My gay friend had a great time shirazing the other night.

Dude, don't be such a Shiraz!
by three__inches February 6, 2010
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shiroi neko

another shitty t-shirt company with ads on UD. unlike busted tees and noise bot, this company doesn't even have semi-attractive females in its ads. instead, the company shows pictures of its shirts to make it devastatingly clear that they are horrible and shitty.
dude 1: WTF is up with this shiroi neko t-shirt company?

dude 2: i have no idea, but i would never be caught wearing one of their shirts.

dude 1: word
by Saack October 6, 2008
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