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Rubber Bands in the Pants

Rubber Bands in the Pants: V. To wear physical birth control after it has been used once. many rappers do this so that they may have "quickies" in-between songs at shows.
"I got the Rubber Bands that were in 50 Cents Pants, but they were crusty and dry so I had to take care in selling them on eBay."
- Fred, in accounting.

Doug: "Jake, wanna go to my mother's house for supper?"
Jake: "Can't buddy, Ive got Rubber Bands in the Pants."
Doug: "Again?"
by Josh Mil. January 13, 2008
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rubberbanding

Prior to sexual intercourse, the male ties the contraceptive around his member, instead of fully covering said unit. This creates a "kink in the garden hose," preventing sperm reach the female's egg. It also provides a "ribbed for her pleasure" addition. One really, really big rib.
Keshawn: "Yo dog, did you pound dat last nite?"

DeVante': "Yup."

Keshawn: "You wear yo Jimmy Hat?"

DeVante': "Naw dog. I was rubberbanding that shit."

4 years later, Devante' lived in Detroit and had 137 children. 137 of the dumbest little bastards you had ever seen. Have you seen DeVante'?
by cheeznipplez September 5, 2014
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rubber band

a thing you use to hold things such as posters on that circular shape while carrying it from one place to another
dude were is my rubber band
by Sarah June 5, 2004
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booty rubbin

When your girl doesn't want it up the ass, so she rubs her booty up in your face.
"Yo girl, why you booty rubbin me, I just got my teeth cleaned."
by Da Hitman April 20, 2005
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Rubby

To rub the vagina through the pants, not touching, just teasing. Usually through jeans, cause everyone wears jeans.
Amadou- "Hey maria"
Maria- "I have my period."
Amadou-"That okay i can just give you the ol' Rubby to stimulate you without getting blood all over my hands."
by Ruth Jenkins February 29, 2008
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rubberneckin

The act of looking from side to side repeatedly when driving in unfamiliar territory and trying to find a specific location or marker.
Passenger: Whats that guy doing?
Driver: Which guy?
Passenger: The one in the car ahead of us.
Driver: Rubberneckin. Must be lost.
by luggs78 January 21, 2004
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rubby

An ancient beast that roamed the streets circa 1980's to early 90's. Had long hair, ripped jeans, and a Winger t-shirt. Often seen cavorting around night clubs and "metal" venues. It had a high pitched scream reminiscent of King diamond. It has been said this beast has been tamed and spends most of its time eating berries and listening to emo douche bags.
Jim - "Oh man I just saw Rubby!" Bill - "Cover your ass hes dangerous!"

"Hide your children here comes rubby!"

Rubby - "Grrrr Dio rocks my world yeaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
by Blacky-T December 24, 2008
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