Definitions by Blacky-T
rubby
An ancient beast that roamed the streets circa 1980's to early 90's. Had long hair, ripped jeans, and a Winger t-shirt. Often seen cavorting around night clubs and "metal" venues. It had a high pitched scream reminiscent of King diamond. It has been said this beast has been tamed and spends most of its time eating berries and listening to emo douche bags.