derpisaurous rex

A derpisaurous rex is a beautiful, majestic creature. He bathes in the showers of derpiness, he eats derps for breakfast.

"That derpisaurous rex is eating a cabbage! Mom! Get the camera!"

by ChunkyMama69 November 17, 2015

T-Rex'd

When you can't function your hands while overdosing on cocaine.

That Coke had me t-rex'd bro.

by Modiggity December 7, 2015

cockasorus rex

A female that devours all male genitalia in her path.

Are you crazy man she is a Cockasorus Rex, no male genitalia survives her jaws!!!!

by CrazyAsian27 December 28, 2015

thighranosaurus rex

A tall person with large leg muscles

"Just went to the gym and was at a treadmill next to this thighranosaurus rex"
"The hell's a thighranosaurus?"
"Bitch had bars of iron for legs and could probably reach the top shelf at Costco by jumping."

by DeJango June 29, 2016

Drunkasaurus Rex

The drunk person in your neighborhood known for doing yardward with a beer in one hand and lawnmower in the other; Also known for walking his dog while drinking beer;

Look! Drunkasaurus Rex is using the hedge trimmers! Better call 911 now!

by Trev's Mom June 5, 2016

Flex rex

When a guy flexes his dick to make it bigger.

yo did you hear about Dave pulling a flex Rex

by Camoflame88 May 27, 2016

Clittosaurus Rex

It is basically an insult that can easily enrage people of the gender known as female, because it implies that their clit is the size of a penis! Hence the "Rex" since the T-rex was quite a large dinosaur. It comes down to calling a girl a shemale.

OMG P**** raped me up the ass with her huge clit! She's such a Clittosaurus Rex!

by Charlie Schween June 21, 2016