"Just went to the gym and was at a treadmill next to this thighranosaurus rex"
"The hell's a thighranosaurus?"
"Bitch had bars of iron for legs and could probably reach the top shelf at Costco by jumping."
"The hell's a thighranosaurus?"
"Bitch had bars of iron for legs and could probably reach the top shelf at Costco by jumping."
by DeJango April 1, 2016