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Queens Queef 

When your playing chess with a girl and she shoves the queen in her vagina and queefs it out at Mach 12 into her opponents head , ending the game and declaring her the victor
"damn she hit him with the queens queef"
Queens Queef by Peter Pensylvania November 22, 2021

Cali-Queef 

When one queefs in their partner's mouth and their partner burps it back into their mouth. Also known as a regurgitated queef.
Last night, I asked my lover to queef in my mouth and afterwards went I went to kiss her, I Cali-queefed her instead.
Cali-Queef by Girlspewpewtoo March 4, 2022

Editor in Queef 

A master of words who can turn raw ideas into masterful Urban Dictionary submissions.
“There’s no ‘I’ in ‘Toledo Hot Pocket’” barked my Editor in Queef as we brainstormed ideas.

Thunder Queef 

A queef that is as loud as thunder. Can also be used to describe someone who queefs like thunder. Usually a very sexually active girl with a loose vagina.
Ex 1: I heard Greg's girl lets crazy thunder queefs out after sex.

Ex 2: Sterla you are one slutty thunder queef!!!
Thunder Queef by GOO June 3, 2005

Captain Queef 

A title attributed to a female who navigates through sexual intercourse with consistent and audible gusts of vaginal air.

A woman who queefs a lot
"Thanks for the ride, Captain Queef. What's on tv?"
Captain Queef by Dr. Silly Penis August 27, 2009

Sour Queef

1. A sour smelling vagina fart. Usually occurs during or after sex, and/or to a person with vaginal odor.

2. Used to negatively describe something, I.E a bad date, a failing grade, etc.
1. "During sex, she had a sour queef" "Damn! That's disgusting bro"
2. "I failed physics this semester." "Damn bro, what a sour queef."
Sour Queef by MarissaAngie July 18, 2014