Slang for being absolutely mangled on ketamine — legs don’t work properly, balance is gone, and you look like you’re trying to ride an invisible horse sideways.
“Hey, Gaz is on the wonkey pony, go grab him and tie him up.”
“Took one bump too many and spent the night galloping on the wonkey pony.”
“Took one bump too many and spent the night galloping on the wonkey pony.”
by The real slippery gypsy August 19, 2025
Get the Wonkey ponymug. it is a concealed word that deals with sex servers who stand on city corners. Used in the presence of little kids as a reference of the word "whore" in plural, sounds like horse.
At the jail, most of the female offenders have been working on the street as Ponies.
She is just another Pony.
She is just another Pony.
by The_Bambino_88 September 9, 2010
Get the Ponymug. A female with a cock and is a furry and is bisexual otherwise known as E-slut And she is a pony and she laughs like a walrus for example hey look its a E-Slut pony
by Trace did it August 26, 2019
Get the E-Slut Ponymug. When the person isn’t big enough to be built like a horse so they’re built like a pony (usually a female)
by Mmmmoooo September 27, 2023
Get the built like a ponymug. 
golden-pony-boy
Golden pony boy means Successful prince like character, with a halo on his head, wonderful personality
by DaughterofGod February 15, 2020
Get the golden pony boymug. The drowsiness or exhaustion, coupled with general brain fog, following the use of Benadryl (or other antihistamine, typically pink in color).
by Lawjick October 11, 2022
Get the Riding the pink ponymug.