Pond life is a term mainly used by London blokes to decribe scum. Pond life could be a family shacked up in a cold smelly flat with the mum bed ridden, the man out of work and spending his benefits on cheap value beer and cannabis whilst 7 kids run around aimlessly smashing windows and swearing. They will probably have a pit bull for a dog who never gets walked and has actually experianced the effects of heroin. They will undergo there 'weekly' shop very rarely and will gather as less goods to merely survive.
Dave: You alrite steve,
Steve: Yeh mate just see fucking whats name.
Dave: Who?
Steve: Wayne Roberts?
Dave: Oh not that cunt, last time i heard he was shacked up on smack with a fat state for a bird.
Steve: Not wrong mate , proper pond.
Dave: Yeh proper pond life.
Steve: Yeh mate just see fucking whats name.
Dave: Who?
Steve: Wayne Roberts?
Dave: Oh not that cunt, last time i heard he was shacked up on smack with a fat state for a bird.
Steve: Not wrong mate , proper pond.
Dave: Yeh proper pond life.
by Thomas Graham Alexander January 19, 2009
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mike: i would man but tina's commin over
tom: o ya you gonna be poundin the poon?
"frank can never do anything any more cuz hes always bussy pounding the poon"
"last night i was over sarah's and i totaly pounded the poon!"
mike: i would man but tina's commin over
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"frank can never do anything any more cuz hes always bussy pounding the poon"
"last night i was over sarah's and i totaly pounded the poon!"
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An expression used to signify a menial or fruitless task; frequently to be preformed by someone not of sound mind or full capacity.
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Ingrid was sad after she had a child because her beef curtains had been destroyed. Harvey cheered her up by putting his dogs in the pond.
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