mr.petry

mr.petry is what maryam would call, a fucking dilf.

"what's mr.petry look like to you?"

Maryam: "a dilf"

by mossyyesuwu November 7, 2021

Daddy Patty

Daddy Patty is the type of guy to eat crayons and bang your mom all within an hour of each other, all what does is swim in your moms cooter 24/7

Daddy Patty banged my mom last night

by Daddy patty lover 696969696 November 25, 2021

Vaggie Patty

A raw, bloody vagina.

May come in medium rare.

That's one juicy vaggie patty...

by Mlo13 February 18, 2022

Alabama Petting Zoo

When, during a family get-together or outing, the group, as a whole , gets all hot and bothered, and gropes, strokes, and fingers each other to orgasmic climax for all or most family members involved. The act is usually, but not fully limited to, heterosexual in nature, and much Bud Light, Natural Light, or PBR may or may not be the culprit. Essentially, the yearly family reunion also doubles as a furry convention.

Things usually get weird every family reunion down in Birmingham. Once inbred, toothless Uncle Fester pulls out his big jug of homemade moonshine and starts passing it around, the whole thing turns into a total Alabama Petting Zoo. Damn, my cute cousin Alice sure knows how to stroke me off.... or was it my sister?????

by Roll_Turd May 26, 2023

Seattle squish patty

When a woman deficates on a man's chest, she then proceeds to stomp on his chest making a perfect patty

Similar to waffle stomping

Grace gave Pat a good ol' seattle squish patty and broke his ribs

by Peestains558 November 17, 2017

squish my patty

When you want to give a man the low key signal for sex.

Hey bobby, want to get out of here and squish my patty?

by Bookiller February 2, 2018

Fattys got patty’s

A funny name to put for your Kahoot! Username

Student A: what should our name be?
Student B: oh I know fattys got patty’s

Student A: well it’s better than both

by Ugly hobo December 19, 2018