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wheel of despair

Bad things keep happening in a life that makes a person experience a spinning wheel of despair. See also pit of despair; well of despair; depression; sissyphos.
First my mom died. Then my gf left me, my father got heart disease, I quit my degree and my dad cheated me out of my mothers will. Although I have had a few prexious good moments, everything seems to come back. And worse than before. It is like I am stick in a wheel of despair.
by UrbanMolb February 14, 2017
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Wheel Decide day

On December 3rd you let Wheel Decide pick your day like when to wake up, what to eat and how to dress. I would have some links to wheels I made but Urban Dictionary doesn't allow it.
Guy 1: I had to wake up at 5:30am, dress as a cowboy and ate only an omelette and a muffin for breakfast
Guy 2: Why!?!?!
Guy 1: It's December 3rd, Wheel decide day
by Sims_Nerd November 19, 2019
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Steering wheel

In certain BDSM clubs, “steering wheel” refers to the type of sexual conduct between 4 or more members of any sex engaging in a massage circle of sorts. Similar to 69, but with a larger group. Like musical chairs, rotating is common.
are you gonna get in on this steering wheel or no man? We need one more member to make the circle complete.
by TRex mom June 17, 2022
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waxing my wheels

A saying that is similar to "buttering you up" for a malicious purpose.

An instance where one person tries to take advantage of the other by using subjective persuasive language to produce a desired result.

The wheels on skateboards can be waxed, but too much isn't good.

"You're great at packing the dishwasher, like really good, I didn't know you were that good!?"

"You're just waxing my wheels".

OR

can be used to describe someone preparing with awareness of something to likely go wrong or badly. This can be interpreted as "kidding" or "joking".
"You are so good at packing the dishwasher!"
"You're waxing my wheels right now"
by cocolingo August 11, 2025
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Color Wheel Sprinkler

When 12 men each of different skin color complexions form in a circle around you and ejaculate in your face
"Bro, last week, I tagged along in a Color Wheel Sprinkler, and let me tell you, it was refreshing and made my skin more clear!"

"I just knew you were gay."
by Ayd Off Hit Lher February 15, 2025
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octopus faris wheel

When you grab a octopus and throw it and it flys like a ferris wheel
"Bro i just threw an insane octopus faris wheel!"
by Pab10_69 August 29, 2023
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Third Wheeling

When kunha goes with his sister and her boyfriend to steal the girl.
Kunha was third wheeling in his sister's date
by NotLeechan March 15, 2020
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