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Truck Driver's Breakfast

An unhealthy or unsanitary meal eaten after a big night out. Typically includes carcinogenic foods available from your local servo and supplemented with uppers or downers. Eaten purely for convenience as opposed to nutritional value, hence the prefix Truck Driver's.

Foods eaten for breakfast that can conveniently be held in one-hand while the other is used for driving: chiko rolls, suasage rolls, pies, hotdogs, pluto pups, spring rolls, dim sims etc. Deep fried, pastry-covered or battered is imperative.
eg: After a trashy night out Joey treated herself to a Truck Driver's Breakfast: a joint, a pie and a blue powerade.
by Coco Schmoko September 8, 2009
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Slovakian Dump Truck

When you bend over someone and you poop on their mouth to their chest with one long piece of poop.
Ilga wanted the slovakian dump truck hard after a long outing of rough anal fisting.
by Flaccidcity November 13, 2011
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Tonka Truck

Wow look at mckinley she is not a tonka truck
by Ghostdragon19 August 16, 2016
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man truck

something that hits up bitches on facebook when they spam your wall... similar to ear rape
The bitch spread some chain letter on my wall, so a man truck hit her and put her in a wheel chair.
by Pyro Penguin March 11, 2007
mugGet the man truckmug.

super tow truck

A large tow truck much bigger than a semi, and with a density that rival collasped atoms. This truck is located at the center of the earth and is responsible for 99% of gravity on this planet.
Billy build another super tow truck in his garage and upon completion it tunneled to the center of the earth and once combined to tow the first truck, created a gravity well so massive it destroyed the earth and altered the center of mass of the solar system.
by Anonymous October 9, 2002
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detroit dump truck

A Detroit dump truck is when you fuck someone in the ass then take a poo poo in there bumhole then they shit it out them selfs
My mum loves Detroit dump trucking me and my goat
by mymumfuckadog October 7, 2016
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