Jew Tears

: mix drink consisting of Manischewitz cream peach kosher blush wine, Yaegermeister, a salt rim and a flick of ash from a cigarette.
“Hey bar keep get this Alter Noyef a glass Jew tears for his shizer
by Abezhibit August 02, 2021
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pink tears

being madly in love with someone (preferably crying)
Jaila is crying pink tears.
by lxtr3ll January 01, 2023
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hancock tears

When you pretend to cry to distract people from recognising what a grade one bell-end your are. Hoping your tears will somehow make you appear human and make you immune to criticism.
You fucked up, it’s your mess, own it, and you can stop those Hancock Tears right now you bell-end!
by Theisolationroomshow December 13, 2020
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Tear of Terror

A Tear of Terror takes place when wiping your ass and your finger or fingers break through the TP into the mess that's left on your ass.
After taking a shit at school and using their cheap ass 1/232 ply TP, the Tear of Terror took place. Worked for a half hour getting the shit out from under my finger nails.
by Cramerica Industries December 17, 2021
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