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the broke'ness

Attempt to purchase a meal to find out you over drafted that morning for two weeks on you debit card.

Gotta stretch 7 dollas for 4 days til you paid eating off the dollar menu for lunch.

Your bank account got the same 82 cents for 4 months str8 since no job called you back yet and you hoping yo bank don't charge you no service fee.

You offer to take a girl out but secretly hoping she pay for herself.

Gas light been on 3 weeks still two weeks away from payday.

The BROKE'NESS
Co-Worker: Yo can you spot me a ride home?
Co-worker 2: can't today bro gas light is on and gotta make to til pay day.
Co-Worker: damn breh the broke'ness pay day a whole week away. How long yo gas light been on?
Co-Worker2: shit since last week... Smh the broke'ness
by JaccSun2717 July 2, 2014
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Snotty Birds Nest

Cuming on the pubic hair of a girl that doesn't wax or shave the region.
Nick pulled out of Stacey and shot his load on her unshaven pussy leaving her with a snotty birds nest.
by Rendoclean April 19, 2018
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Robin’s nest

A mound of pubic hair concentrated in a circular formation with a definite hole in the middle
What’s that on the faucet? Oh, that’s a robin’s nest
by Juicyjoint May 30, 2018
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Bushcraft birds nest

Bushcraft is a primitive style of camping and a bird's nest is a great technique for fire starting. A bird's nest can be made up of grass, birchbark, or other thin materials that you can find in the woods. Birds nests can be used with a Ferro rod, burning charcoal, or other fire starting materials. Birds nests are almost essential when it comes to Bushcraft Fire Starting.
I need to make a Bushcraft birds nest for my fire.
by Ohio_woodsman January 7, 2021
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Devil’s Nest

What one might call a horny vagina with wild pubic hair.
J: Okay, I’m gonna go now c u
M: Oh yeah you just wanna go back into her devil’s nest
OR

She was inclined to relieve the itch in her Devil’s Nest
by Slizzies February 25, 2021
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Being a Ness

Being someone who broke a chain, more likely a chain of emote on discord
People start making a chain then someone break it because they don’t like chain. That’s Being a Ness
by sotam G May 4, 2021
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Lion’s Nest

Where stupid assholes believe a lion lives. Not to be confused with a bird’s den.
If you miss your tee shot, your ball will end up in some sort of a lion’s nest.
by CS53 June 5, 2021
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