Ninja Turtle Toes

An unfashionable footwear combination. Wearing thongs with socks on at the same time.

Dave ducked out to get the paper wearing his warm socks and thongs. Little did he know, people were staring at his ninja turtle toes.

by Dekkernator July 30, 2009

ninja turtle special

when you let your hand and arm get real ashy like turtle skin, then you jam your arm up somebodies ass and when you rip it out it cuts their asshole causing to bleed.

i was at the world series cheering my yankees on, when a phillies fan(asshole) stood up and said the yankees suck. so i did what any other yankee fan would do, i gave him the ninja turtle special

by ninja turtle special November 3, 2009

Ricky ninja

The Act of placing garments on one self in such a way as to conceal one self from others at boot camp to seek mass destruction of discipline and or to sneek to the shower room to masterbate.

that fucking ricky ninja just slid out from under the bed and hit me in the face with a bar of soap in a sock.

by smoot food March 4, 2009

Chat Ninja

Someone who lies, usually about their age, in order to enter a chat room.

It's only a matter of time before I go to jail for accidentally cybering with an eleven year old chat ninja.

by Randwulf February 4, 2010

ninja minge

Inserting of objects into the vagina, with the intention of passing the item to another person without their knowledge of the fact that the item had been 'minged'.

I returned this pen to the store, after ninja minging it.
I ninja minged this pen.
This cup smells funny, did you ninja minge it?

by Skyfall June 29, 2006

ninja update

When something is updated without notice, like your video game or your rubric for your paper, making you fail

Ex.1 Dude 1: DUDE! I cant join the server! Did steam ninja update the game?
Dude 2: Yeah, they do that alot

Ex.2
Dude 1: DUDE! My professor updated the rubric for the paper without telling us! I am totally gonna fail!
Dude 2: Sucks for you.

by Darku October 29, 2010

meep ninja

a kind of elite ninja from the Clan of Meepers who protects everything considered Meep

Meeper:That meep ninja saved my Meep license!

Meep Ninja:All in a day's work!

by Meep Council Member III January 23, 2009