cooch mouse

A Tampon.

Goddamnit hun, close the bathroom door! The dogs got a used cooch mouse again.

by Teh Moose February 8, 2017

fat mousing

Dragging a file folder into an adjacent folder thus making appear deleted.

I could not find the projects folder because Bob fat moused it into the folder above it. All day he is fat mousing.

by Kay Starry October 11, 2013

Mouse

What Karen Smith is for Halloween.

I’m a mouse. Duh.

by DE WOILD IS YER ERSTER March 31, 2025

You can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

A saying used when you’re trying to disguise one thing as another, and it’s blatantly incomparable.

Bob: I bought the same suit as Brad Pitt so I can look like him!
Tom: Bob, you can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

by Beigepuppy01 June 14, 2025

Mouse

An adorable animal that wants to be friends with you! They may seem disguisting at first but once you get to know one it will be your best friend! There are endless activities to do with one! There are many thing you can do to dress it up too!

boy: Is that a mouse? girl: yeah! The most amazing, cute, and sweet rodents!

by Dumple Science fig January 12, 2022

Kim the Mouse

Kim the Mouse is a character created by FastGod on they indie site Gamejolt. She is the love partner to Marshall the Mouse, and Mother of Hailie the Mouse.

Kim the Mouse is super annoying!

by JukoDuko June 18, 2021

Mickey Mousing

When someone plays music live in a theatre or any building while a silent film is playing on a screen.

I loved that Mickey Mousing music at the theatre.

by Pogerau June 1, 2021