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the red moses

Its when a man takes laxatives and shits till he bleeds and the girl spreads his cheeks and licks it.
Ian took laxatives and was shitting blood when nikkie started to spread his the red moses.
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Exceptionalxenobioticexpedient jocose-modus

A humorously unprecedented irregularity of unbiological mannerisms and or workings from a mechanical makeup; such as AI, sentience or not.
The first sentient AI Sophia wanting to. feel equal and getting citizenship is a exceptionalxenobioticexpedient jocose-modus behavior that we've never encountered before in technology.
by Hazardous material P.A. August 16, 2019
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Ifan and Morus

STAR WARS : ATTACK OF THE CLONES
There is unrest in the Galactic Senate
Several hundred solar systems under
the leadership of the rebel leader, Count
Dooku, have decalred their intentions to
secede from the Republic.

This separatist movement has made it
difficult for the limited number of
Jedi Kights to maintain peace and
order in the galaxy.

Senator Amidala, the former Queen of
Naboo, is returning to Coruscant
to vote on the critical issue
of creating an army to assist the
overwhelmed Jedi.
by Hedd Wyn December 1, 2021
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chalk and moss

1: a duo that seems like they wouldn't go together, but actually have a lot in common.

2: exquisite meal from a particular indie game.
1: "those two are ironically perfect together, they're like chalk and moss! "

2: "please shut the fuck up I'm eating chalk and miss"
by madotsukifromdeltarune January 5, 2023
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Come to Moses Moment

A phrase commonly used as a replacement in business terms utilized by non-Christians as a replacement for the common terminology "Come to Jesus Moment". First used by two non-gentile software engineers July 15th 2024.
We were trying to solve this issue but the vendor was not in agreement. It's time for a come to Moses moment.
by anonymous July 15, 2024
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Come to Moses Moment

A phrase commonly used as a replacement in business terms utilized by non-Christians as a replacement for the common terminology "Come to Jesus Moment". First used by two non-gentile software engineers July 15th 2024.
We were trying to solve this issue but the vendor was not in agreement. It's time for a come to Moses moment.
by anonymous July 15, 2024
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A Nasty Moses

Anastomosis: medical term meaning the connection or joining of two tubular structures.

A penetrative sex act where the receiving partner has a colostomy or ileostomy. The penetrative partner then fucks the anus (blind pouch) while reaching down and eating out the ostomy. Fingering the ostomy is accepted for half points.

Can be reversed by performing a Philadelphia Sidecar while simultaneously eating the ass.
" did you hear about Charlene's accident? She's lucky to be alive but she has to shit in a bag."

" Of course I heard. I called her last night to schedule her a nasty Moses."
by Harry.Manback August 26, 2024
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