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Monkey Dunking

An act of having sex, whether it be intercourse or any other sexual contact, underneath covers, with other people in the presence of the situation.
Guy 1: "Man look I think they are having sex under there"

Guy 2:"Yeah, they are monkey dunking hardcore"
by Tifa Lynn November 30, 2009
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monkey text

Random words or text, as if written by monkeys banging on typewriters.
The text message you sent me was just monkey text.
by Loadmaster March 31, 2010
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Monkey Sweater-Vest

(adj.) A description of, or having the qualities of, a male that one should have dated in high school, but did not. Used most often as a term describing regret.
Leslie: "Hey, do you remember Jeremiah from homeroom?"

Jennifer: "Yeah, he was so monkey sweater-vest. I feel like an idiot for not hooking up with him."
by YapMaster August 24, 2011
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Monkey Squad

A bunch of rejects that haven't made it pass grade 3 that go around "menacing" and doxing and swatting people.
'did you hear about monkey squad raiding that kids house?'
by hgs fr drgs March 3, 2022
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monkey shit

When a person has a painful and often long shitting experience where they hold on to the front of the toilet bowl and prop their feet against the stall door or walls.
"Oooh that Taco Bell is really going through me, I'll be back gotta go take a monkey shit."
by Sotam April 20, 2009
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monkey tits

The effect created by a female wearing a bra that is too tight for her, thus generating the effect of four bosums.
by Jaffa_cake May 1, 2007
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Monkey on your back

Addiction, mostly heroin/morphine addiction.
Hey dad, you been smacking da H again, quit it bitch, you have a monkey on your back

But the morphine eased the pain,
And the grass grew round his brain,
And gave him all the confidence he lacked,
With a Purple Heart and a monkey on his back.

There's a hole in daddy's arm where all the money goes,

-John Prine - 'Sam Stone' a song about a vietnam vet returning to the US with a monkey on his back.
by GG Allin11 September 1, 2013
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