one if by land two if by sea

inserting two dildos into your partner's vagina and one dildo in your partner's ass and stimulating them until they scream "THE BRITISH ARE CUMMING"

I gave her the good one if by land two if by sea on Fourth of July last week

one if by land two if by sea by Judan696969 May 21, 2022

stranger in a strange land 

Masturbation technique in which a person numbs his or her hand (with ice or by cutting off circulation) before using it to masturbate. This creates the sensation that another person's hand is doing the stimulation.

Eric was feeling particularly lonely so he decided to go "stranger in a strange land" before swabbing his joystick.

stranger in a strange land by RongoRongoMu October 20, 2008

Greece-Land 

An alternate word form for describing somebody who is from Greece. Such as the term "Greek".

It has been said that people who use the word Greece-Land normally get alot of women in dark dark bathrooms.

Yesterday I hooked up with a girl in the bathroom who was of Greece-Land ethnicity.

OR

Jarl gets the party going when he hangs out with Greece-Land people.

Greece-Land by Tuftsballer January 1, 2010

ttocs land 

fake degrees, fake money, fake freinds

"Your living in ttocs land man"

ttocs land by Spanky July 30, 2004

fuckin queer land 

A more derogatory term for a gay bar.

Don't walk over there, it's fuckin queer land!

fuckin queer land by Qui Long July 9, 2009

sexy land

an area of amsterdams red light district where the 'best ones are' (cmon baby) a.k.a the hub of the world.

"what shall we do said pal"

"quick lap round sexy land replied willy"

"standard said pal"

sexy land by Mickey Mornin March 26, 2008

Rainbow Land 

- An area of magical land competed for by duelmasters. Of whom Boomtrain is the most superior.

- Badass area of colourfull magic

- Rumored to be loosley based on Beachlands

"Let's settle this at the Forrest of Arden in rainbow land!"

Rainbow Land by Boomtrain June 22, 2008