Doggy Kitty 

Doggy Kitties are very mild-mannered, gentle creatures, with an irrational fear of grapefruit lotion.
They are usually illiterate and find no use for education.
These humans are adorable, with lovable eyes and a gorgeous smile.

Awww Steven, you Doggy Kitty -pat pat-

Doggy Kitty by Bexxxxx /:] January 20, 2009

boom goes the kitty 

Boom goes the kitty is the act of putting your stupid old cat into a microwave and turning it on wait about 20-30 seconds and BOOM GOES THE KITTY! enjoy with a nice white wine and crackers.

That effin cat luigi shit on the floor again so i threw him in the old microwave and BOOM GOES THE KITTY!

boom goes the kitty by Panty Tramps September 14, 2011

Tall Kitty 

This is when a cat stretches and arches its back very high.

After waking up from a nap the cat did tall kitty.

Tall Kitty by New English April 11, 2009

Ballerina Kitty 

This is when a cat licks its genitals, referring to the posture the cat assumes.

The mountain lion at the zoo did ballerina kitty.

Ballerina Kitty by New English April 11, 2009

sassy kitty 

mixing sassafrass and ketamine and snorting it together

"Damn Marty just did a huge line of sassy kitty"

sassy kitty by KITTENS December 26, 2013

Burned Kitty 

When you scoot your vagina across the carpet too fast.

Dude, my pussy was so itchy I gave myself a burned kitty!

Burned Kitty by DegenerateMuffin November 29, 2020

hello kitty 

jazmin bean's best friend lmao

jazmin bean: hail hello kitty, she's so adored (it's actually hail kitty but anyways)

hello kitty by manelaliaga April 17, 2021