warm place to jerk off 

A phrase used to describe any charlie whiskey prior girlfriend who was a fucking psychotic bitch...the only reason you stayed with her was to get in those guts. The crazy ones can usually fuck your wheels off.

Well, what can I say, that bitch was just a warm place to jerk off.

warm place to jerk off by fuck you...I was getting ass September 6, 2005

your a jerk 

a song by the new boyz which is very common among teenagers. it also goes with a dance.

ayy thats my song! your a jerk! your a jerk! i know!

your a jerk by rick james beyatch October 24, 2009

Controller Jerk 

A useless twitch that involves some playing games to move their controler vigorously, usually when their losing in a ill-fated attempt at a comeback.

We have all seen someone do this before, the Controller Jerk is infamous.

Controller Jerk by Yep Nope October 10, 2005

ninja jerk

Stimulating a male individual without consent or notice, up to and including point of climax.

Last night when I was in bed, my girlfriend gave me a ninja jerk... I woke up with cum on my pants!

ninja jerk by Magic Butcher September 22, 2010

Carribean Jerk Dry Rub 

When a person of Carribean origin jerks you off with sandy hands.

I'm chaffing hardcore with the Carribean Jerk Dry Rub I got this weekend.

Carribean Jerk Dry Rub by Drinking Tom May 30, 2015

circle jerk 

Invite friends around to jerk each of in a circle( because your all virgins)"average" thing that "average" friends do am I right;)

Wanna come round to my circle jerk session bro

circle jerk by XxPhantomGamingxx February 8, 2017

accidental jerk 

someone who finds themselves acting like a jerk by mistake or accident.

I am such an accidental jerk for calling that homosexual man a fagget.

accidental jerk by oatmeal157 February 26, 2009