brain job

when your gf/bf covers your nose with their mouth and blows up your nostrils giving you a weird tingly feeling in your head

I was making out with my boyfriend when he decided to give me a brain job. he is so weird

by suckmyash September 5, 2015

main job

Used to counter the sentence you have said before hand and turn whatever you said into the opposite meaning. Typically used when being sarcastic

I like my math class,main job

by Shiftme February 22, 2020

Flab Job

A flab job is where a fat person will stimulate the penis using their sweaty flab to make the penis ejaculate. This is pretty much a hand job with fat peoples flab (Masturbation)

Tony - "That fat bird Big Betty gave me a sweaty flab job last night, it was banging!"

by Sinkliner May 27, 2018

Floe job

Blow job on a glacier.

"Dude, that Lapp dance in Rovaniemi last night totally got me a hot floe job!"

by bunnyluvr September 22, 2012

Paste Job

When a male cums on a female's breasts, then proceeds to rub his body against the female's until they are both covered in cum.

I totally paste jobbed that girl last night, it made a big mess.

by JamesDuffy121 September 30, 2013

Combo Job

When a girl gives you head and pleasures you with her hands at the same time.

Did you have a good time with your girlfriend last night?

Yeah she was amazing she gave me a combo job until I jizzed in her mouth

by crushedicey May 5, 2014

hawk job

a once beautiful nose, made to resemble a bird beak by plastic surgery.

man,Angie had such a great looking nose! why'd she have to ruin it with a hawk job?

by worderamma February 17, 2010