Sports Wood

A slang term to express how desireable or impressive something is, such as a girl, car, movie or anything that could create excitement.

Man, that chick Sports Wood, Rapist Style! (You can add the additional, Rapist Style when something is ultra exceptional).

by Ferreson September 29, 2004

Prime Wood

A man who gets a woody thinking of the Autobot, Optimus Prime.

That robot made me pop wood!

by Anonymous May 13, 2003

marshall wood

Guitar player; also known as Sandra.

Marshall Wood has sex with himself.

by Pabs October 5, 2003

wood pusher

dumb skaters who dont have a life

oh look at that dumb asz skating & wtf is the point of flipping a piece of fucking wood around your feet! dumb wood pusher

by lokz April 26, 2010

hump wood

A word meaning to carry or haul logs.

"Damn, I cant hump wood by myself. I need help."

by swoopdawoop July 26, 2009

Wood Pigeon

When an event is supposed to be fun, entertaining, and generally awesome and it turns out to be dull and regrettable.

"Yea we were in the Ontario House to watch the Gold Medal hockey game but it turned out to be a wood pigeon."

by /grits/ March 6, 2010

Wood Evolution

The 3 stages of a boner
Stage UNO: Domed= flacid
Stage DOS: Intermediate= almost there
Stage TRES: Saddleback= hard as a rock

Damn man, my grandma is helping get to Stage TRES in the Wood Evolution

by willikowirl January 25, 2011