instagasm

when you instantly cum when you see a hot girl on instagram.

i had an instagasm when i saw one of Selena Gomez's posts.

by nobody else here May 30, 2017

instarone

A beer snob who uses instagram to explain all that is beer to those who didn't ask.

= cicerone + ig

This instarone just had his first monkish can release and now wont shut up about their "discovery".

by beatdapuss July 13, 2017

Instakarma

When a little shit head kicks a ball at your house, with intent to damage, but the ball bounces back at him, and hits him in the face instead.

Instakarma is hilarious.

by Daytona Ann Hodank July 8, 2017

instagorge

A dozen or more consecutive Instagram posts from one friend that dominates your Instagram feed.

Jessica just posted an instagorge from her wedding last week.

by redneck hipster August 29, 2017

Instagram prostitutes

girls that wear very little to no clothes just for some likes

My entire popular page is filled with these good for nothing thirsty instagram prostitutes.

by Giirrll September 25, 2017

instasnapachattagram

A combination of the names for Instagram and Snapchat. Used most commonly by people unfamiliar with different social media platforms.

Did you see the picture I posted the picture on instasnapachattagram.

by Mini.Maverick October 8, 2017

instafficial

Going public with your relationship status on Instagram or preferred social media platform.

Bro, you and that girl aren't official until you're instafficial.

by brykim October 10, 2017