massacre hair

A hair do' so messy and unkept, it resembles the hair do' in a mass murderer's mugshot.

Dude, your hair is so wild, you look like you've been on a killing spree. You definitely have massacre hair!

That massacre hair is a good look for you.

by Mandee507 November 14, 2007

frat hair

When a frat boy pulls his bangs back towards the top of his head and puts his baseball cap on backwards.

After popping the collar on both of his polos, Chad grabbed a Braves cap and styled his frat hair.

by FolkandFlipFlops June 4, 2014

Moses Hair

Hair that has been parted... sometimes leading to the freedom of Jew-slaves.

Hitler had Moses Hair.

by Terry Farrel October 18, 2007

suck hair

Such as saying to suck other thing this is VERY hurtful to say or even write . Sucking hair is a terrible act to perform when insulting boy or girl .

You can go suck hair jerk !

by Dat St.jude Gurl May 30, 2017

puffle hair

Crazy, extremely layered emo hair. The term "puffle" comes from club penguin, the crazy poofy animals who run around everywhere. They resemble this puffle hair.

OMG I LOVE HER HAIR!
i know! she has puffle hair.
im so jealous.

by pufflee hairrrr June 17, 2008

McDouble with a Hair In It

Finding someone that is extremely attractive but they have a horrible personality.

There's three types of people in the world, there's a Single, McDouble, and a Happy Meal. You don't feel good enough for the Happy Meal and you really don't want a Single. You try for the McDouble, and you get a McDouble with a Hair In It.

by Pretty Pretty Penis August 9, 2010

Medusa's hair

A bowel movement comprised of many long, thin pieces which together, resemble the serpentine hair of Medusa.

Yo Cassius, I just shit Medusa's hair, I must have eaten too many grapes.

by Ragnord November 6, 2007